Anal Bleaching Kit

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It’s commonly known as anal bleaching, although some prefer the term “changing your ring tone”. This prank by post is fantastic way for you to embarrass friends, family – or even Trevor & Janice at the monthly Parish council meeting, who love the sound of their own voice!

At ONLY £5.99, it doesn’t sting!

How does it work?

At only £5.99, it doesn’t sting!

Just imagine your victims face when their postie is asking them to sign for an anal bleaching kit.

Or your manager awkwardly places the sparkly package on your colleague’s desk.

What are you waiting for? Burn baby burn!*

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What’s inside the package?

*This is of course a prank, so everything included is part of it and of course shouldn’t be used for real. Otherwise you’ll only be awarded the nickname Johnny Cash, whilst you nurse your temporary burning ring of fire back to full health.

Frequently Asked Questions

*This is of course a prank, so everything included is part of it and of course shouldn’t be used for real. Otherwise you’ll only be awarded the nickname Johnny Cash, whilst you nurse your temporary burning ring of fire back to full health.

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