Anal Bleaching Kit Prank

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It’s commonly known as anal bleaching, although some prefer the term “changing your ring tone”. This prank by post is fantastic way for you to embarrass friends, family – or even Trevor & Janice at the monthly Parish council meeting, who love the sound of their own voice!

At ONLY £3.99, it doesn’t sting!

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How does it work?

Choose your victim

Choose your victim

Who’s it going to be. Your best mate, colleague, or perhaps your prudish Uncle Randle? We’ll let you decide!

Write your custom message

Every package contains a double-sided card with a custom message of your choice. Each message is handwritten by our team to give the personalised touch!

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Wait for laughs

Sit back and relax

Now you can giggle to yourself imagining that awkward look on their face when their anal bleaching kit is delivered to them.

At only £3.99, it doesn’t sting!

Just imagine your victims face when their postie is asking them to sign for an anal bleaching kit.

Or your manager awkwardly places the sparkly package on your colleague’s desk.

What are you waiting for? Burn baby burn!*

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What’s inside the package?

*This is of course a prank, so everything included is part of it and of course shouldn’t be used for real. Otherwise you’ll only be awarded the nickname Johnny Cash, whilst you nurse your temporary burning ring of fire back to full health.

Custom Envelope

A beautifully designed card telling your embarrassed victim, they have in fact been pranked with a bumhole bleaching kit. If you chose to personalise the card,  we’ll handwrite your loving message.

Personalised Anal Bleach Card

Anal Bleach

When we say Anal bleach, what we really mean is malt vinegar, the very same stuff you soak ya chip supper with. But, it looks like bumhole bleach.

Antiseptic Wipe (Lemon Scented wet wipe)

Just in case you happen to be scoffing something greasy or really did decide to try the vinegar on your tea towel holder, we’ve included a lovely lemon scented wipe to mop up.

Lemon Fresh Wipes

A detailed guide to changing your ring tone

We’ve gone the extra distance and painstakingly tried and test the best methods for changing your ring tone, resulting in our full colour and highly detailed 6 stage guide.

Frequently Asked Questions

*This is of course a prank, so everything included is part of it and of course shouldn’t be used for real. Otherwise you’ll only be awarded the nickname Johnny Cash, whilst you nurse your temporary burning ring of fire back to full health.

Does the prank include anything toxic?

Nothing harmful, only vinegar and a wet wipe, along with a hilarious guide on how you could use them. It goes without saying, but please don’t attempt to stick anything up your arse, this is a prank!

Can I remain anonymous?

Absolutely. The only information delivered to the recipient will be the custom message you choose when placing your order. We may send you a message afterwards to request that you make yourself known to your recipient if they contact us directly. However, that is your prerogative.

How long does delivery take?

Order processing time takes 1-2 days. After your order has been processed it will take between 1-3 days depending on which delivery option you select. You won’t receive your order the next day after ordering, so if you’re ordering for an event such as a party or birthday please ensure you order well in advance.

How can I contact you?

You can get in touch by messaging us on our Facebook or Instagram social media profiles. All messages are answered between Monday to Friday from 9am to 5pm (GMT).

How do I find out who sent me the prank?

Unfortunately, we’re unable to provide any personal information on the sender due to data protection laws. We can, however, attempt to contact the sender and ask them to make themselves known to you. You can get in touch on our Facebook or Instagram social media profiles to request this.

Has COVID affected your timings?

COVID-19 hasn’t affected our order processing times. Although it has affected Royal Mail’s efficiency – and as a result, there may be some delays with packages arrives. You can find more information on the Royal Mail website: https://www.royalmail.com/coronavirus. Royal Mail is now operating Sundays too to help speed things up!